Do Detective Shit T-Shirt — Funny Crime Solver Tee for Sleuths & True Crime Fans

Description

A soft, understated tee displaying Detective Perez's favorite saying is perfect for anyone who lives for puzzles, cold cases, and quiet observation. The simple serif text—calm, direct, a little irreverent—lands like a wink to fellow sleuths. Lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes easily whether you’re curled up with a true crime podcast, staking out a vintage bookstore, or taking notes at a writers’ group. It feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to thoughtful construction details. Wear it as a subtle signal to kindred investigators or as a cozy layer on investigation nights in.

Product features

– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste

– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

– Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety

– DTG/DTF printing options: DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main front print

Care instructions

– Do not dryclean

– Do not bleach

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors